Top 5 most dangerous jobs
Published March 30th, 20071. Bike butcher
2. Fishtank electrician
3. Half-blind carpenter
4. Dog owner house painter
5. Dumbass
1. Bike butcher
2. Fishtank electrician
3. Half-blind carpenter
4. Dog owner house painter
5. Dumbass
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UFO on March 30, 2007
Excellent !
Crump's Brother on March 30, 2007
There’s another image that works in the series. It consists of a person standing behind a plumber who is working under a sink.
Tobias on April 19, 2007
Photoshop !
Not funny, very lame!
Me on April 23, 2007
Wow!!!It’s Photoshop? I would have never guessed. I thought people actually had these professions…
something on November 11, 2007
good/bad thing for the half blind carpenter that the saw blade is facin the wrong way
Wit on February 14, 2008
I would want to try one of these jobs…lol
Terence on February 14, 2008
I really hate those people that point out that it has been photoshopped. It’s still cool, keep the photoshop comments to yourself, we don’t really care if you have such a keen (sarcasm) eye to spot an obvious photoshopped picture.
FMDC on February 15, 2008
Actually, the saw blade is facing the right direction. What are you, a half-retarded internet browser?
Divinewind on February 16, 2008
lolz… last one owns
Troy on February 16, 2008
Actually the saw blade is in the correct direction for cutting him and the wood. However it wouldn’t matter a bit even if it were rotating the other way if he touched it with his hands. He would be cut ‘horribly’ either way. Think about it.
noep on February 17, 2008
They’re not funny at all.
gambit on February 18, 2008
Finally, someone who hates these “Top X” lists as much as I do, and decided to do something about it
john on February 19, 2008
this is pure photoshop crap. In crap, out crap. Pure crap here.
Jason Green on February 21, 2008
I like the carpenter’s googley eye glasses.
Very nice.
john on February 23, 2008
i agree…i am getting tired of the idiots who insist on telling everyone that everything is photoshopped. Keep it to yourself. If we like the pics, we like the pics. It doesn’t matter if they are real or photoshopped.
cj on March 6, 2008
stop the photoshop persecution!! some of us have a sense of humor and enjoy an occasional list from time to time….to the unamused–find yourself useful employment tearing down the jews or blacks or mormons or irish or the indians! have you thought of them??
G on March 13, 2008
You are completely right, stop mouthing off about Photoshop on the internet and go out and persecute some minorities.
DaMan Conners on July 9, 2008
Whoa, lmao what is it with Photoshopped?
psyotic on July 27, 2008
had a laugh at the first 3 the last 2 i actuely beleve could happen #4 is very likly a small dong probably cant pull the painter off the ladder and #5 there are people that dumb as for the fact they are photo shopped well DUH they are still funny especaly #2
idalingHsf on March 23, 2009
Wow dude, really? you think these are photoshopped?? There not real jobs!? OH SHIT!
Niche Pro on March 26, 2009
Great list! Loved the pics, I wish I could have been a fish tank electrician. Oh well maybe in my next life
nzcine on May 22, 2009
You are very creative to come up with these jobs! You really make good use of photoshop to visualize your brilliant ideas! Good job and keep it up!!