Pickup lines
Published April 3rd, 2007
Hunting for the stupidest pickup line… or what would Slick Rick say?
Is your dad a terrorist?
Cause ur the bomb.
Your dad must be a butcher, cause ur a fine piece of meat.
Are your parents aliens?
Cause there’s nothing like you on this planet.
Are you a parking ticket?
Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Can i borrow your library card?
Cause i wanna check u out.
Do you believe in love at first not?
If you dont; let me walk by again.
Do you have a bandaide?
I scraped my knee falling for you.
