Pickup lines
Published April 3rd, 2007
Hunting for the stupidest pickup line… or what would Slick Rick say?
Is your dad a terrorist?
Cause ur the bomb.
Your dad must be a butcher, cause ur a fine piece of meat.
Are your parents aliens?
Cause there’s nothing like you on this planet.
Are you a parking ticket?
Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Can i borrow your library card?
Cause i wanna check u out.
Do you believe in love at first not?
If you dont; let me walk by again.
Do you have a bandaide?
I scraped my knee falling for you.
Better call God,
He’s missing one of his angels.
Did it hurt?
Falling from heaven?
Do you have a map?
Cause i got lost in ur eyes.
Are u a burglar? Cause u just stole my heart.
Was your dad a chef?
Because he baked you some nice buns.
Do you believe in the hereafter?
Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
You look like my type: nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing.
(What’s wrong with my clothing?)
They’re still on.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Were you arrested earlier?
It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Do you know any? How slick are you? 
Matt on April 3, 2007
Ha-ha! Funny.
I have one:
Use index finger to girl on the other side of the room and wait until she comes; once she approaches you, you say “I made you come with just one finger; imagine what 5 fingers would do”.
Matt on April 3, 2007
The word of the day is legs, so let’s go back to my place and spread the word!
Aby on April 3, 2007
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
mick meyers on April 3, 2007
As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Oh and the chiesiest: Ouch! My tooth hurts! Target: “Why?” Because you are sooo sweet!
michael on April 3, 2007
are you wearing spacepants? cause that ass is out of this world
Bobby on April 3, 2007
Nice shoes…Wanna f***?
Casey on April 5, 2007
Oh Bobby! You got the magic! Not many guys notice a girl’s shoes..
Hannah on April 23, 2007
What has 125 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My ZIPPER! (For men, obviously.)
Bryce on January 28, 2009
Hey babe, I’m not going to lie… Those clothes look really nice on you, but I think they would look better on the floor!