Charlie’s Chicago trip
Published March 23rd, 2007In a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting as if he’s driving a car. The nurse asks him, “Charlie! what are you doing?” Charlie replied, “Can’t talk right now… I’m driving to Chicago!” The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Charlie’s room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, “Well Charlie, how you doing?” Charlie says, “I’m exhausted, I just got into Chicago and I need some rest.” “That’s great,” replied the nurse, “I’m glad you had a safe trip.” The nurse leaves Charlie’s room, and goes across the hall into Bob’s room, and finds Bob sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. With surprise she asks, “Bob what are you doing!?” To which Bob replies, “I’m screwing Charlie’s wife. He’s in Chicago!”
K Karr on July 26, 2008
We mental patients just aren’t all that funny.Too busy working hard to get back into “normal” society.
In the meantime, we think about all the dumb jokes you make about us.
Thanks, as always, for all your support!
Hey, next time, make it about cancer patients - they are sick too!!!