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Kitty playing the piano
Published June 26th, 2007How sweet is this?
Behind the Mask
Published June 23rd, 2007
Rules of the World Cup
Published June 22nd, 2007****Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends, fiances, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in general) ****
These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in September / October this year…
DEAR WOMEN
List of Rules (Read and print them)
1. From 7 Sep to 20 October 2007, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.
2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, the PVR is all mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).
3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don’t mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won’t have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.
Sci-Fi: Gentlemen must be escorted by a lady
Published June 21st, 2007Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog
Published June 21st, 2007Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog, at the Tony’s
Too much work!
Published June 16th, 2007Now it all makes sense!
For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I’m tired because I’m overworked.
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
Threre are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the civilian work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And your’re sitting at your computer reading jokes.
My driver’s license
Published June 14th, 2007
Human shadows spectacle
Published June 11th, 2007Great shadows show…
Embarassing moments
Published May 30th, 2007
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