The Royal Breast Inspector
Published March 28th, 2007
(Prince William, that is)
(Prince William, that is)
The road to success started in my father’s arms…
Funny commercial
Which of the following is the largest?
A: A Peanut
B: SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
C: The Moon
D: A Kettle
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I’ve been charmed by the iPhone since its first appearance and I can hardly wait to buy one as soon as available in my region. What I really love is the multitude of tasks it can handle. Here’s a(nother) glimpse:
George Bush and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bush told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened. About 1 hour later Bush sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn. “What happened to you”, asked Bush. Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me. “My God, what did you tell them”, asks Bush. The driver replies, “I’m George Bush’s driver, and I just killed the pig”.
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.
MIT’s new invention is called the I/O Brush and is quite spectacular. Makes you reconsider your perception on paintings…
[Updated] And here’s one more example:
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