My daily schedule

Published March 23rd, 2007
7:00 casio
7:00- 7:30 colgate oral-b gillette oldspice
7:30- 7:50 nescafe hochland orbit
8:00- 8:30 toyota
8:30- 13:00 pentium epson nokia
13:00- 14:00 mcdonalds coca-cola orbit
14:00- 17:00 pentium epson nokia
17:00- 17:30 toyota
17:30- 20:00 tuborg
22:00- 22:05 colgate oral-b
22:10- 23:00 durex
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22 Comments

  1. Jasonsan on April 26, 2007

    Both witty and a great reflection on consumerism. I’m entertained and enlightened. Thank you!

  2. The Sinner on April 26, 2007

    Definitly, you’re the worst xD

  3. Nexus on April 27, 2007

    you used 3 durex from 22.10 to 23.00 ???
    lucky chap ..

  4. Dave on May 1, 2007

    Gee. I don’t see any soap, shampoo, toilet paper, or various other products there. no faucets, no nothin. just a quick brush, shave, and some deodorant…. no showers ever? ew.

  5. maildumper on May 1, 2007

    Showers… bleah! :)

  6. cs on June 13, 2007

    compelling and rich.

  7. Clangnuts on August 27, 2007

    Brilliantly original comment on consumerism.

  8. Wolfie! on September 21, 2007

    You can’t use that many durex with that sort of diet. ;)

    Although… he may still use them for something else.

    I discovered that to stop a dog digging up the same patch of
    dirt, i could fill a condom with water, tie it’s end, bury it.
    Then if the dog dug the hole again *splat* right in it’s face.

    It seemed to work.

    Maybe this guy has three dogs. ;)

    Wolfie!

  9. WTJ on September 24, 2007

    omg, this is the best schedule!!

  10. db on September 24, 2007

    Durex? More like KY KY KY and whatever brand name makes the rubber fist.

  11. Lewis on September 26, 2007

    Nexus on April 27, 2007

    you used 3 durex from 22.10 to 23.00 ???
    lucky chap ..

    Lucky chap, maybe, but that poor woman (or those poor women!!!)
    3 Durex in the same amount of time it took to get your morning started..sad lol

  12. \ on September 28, 2007

    this is both funny and sad at the same time.

  13. Cindy (The 15 Minute Dating Blog) on September 29, 2007

    very witty indeed! Great post!

  14. Bas on September 29, 2007

    Jasonsan said it all.

    Great reflection on consumerism ^_^

  15. Todd on October 2, 2007

    A more accurate representation of the last three would likely be: Playboy, Vaseline, Kleenex

  16. divaboricua on October 7, 2007

    FUNNY AND CLEVER!!!!
    Loved the last entry!!!
    3 times?? WOW, WOW, WOW!!!!

  17. Xetheare on October 12, 2007

    #

    Dave on May 1, 2007

    Gee. I don’t see any soap, shampoo, toilet paper, or various other products there. no faucets, no nothin. just a quick brush, shave, and some deodorant…. no showers ever? ew.

    Colgate makes bath soap, you dingy!

  18. nabin on November 8, 2007

    Which brand is your monitor?

  19. Daelin on November 18, 2007

    3 Durex condoms in 50 minutes? How did you manage to suck at it that much? If you do it right, one works every time. :P

  20. Andreas on December 18, 2007

    Hehe thats realy cool like it :D The best comes at the end of each day ;)

  21. Puss on September 26, 2008

    No loo roll is the scariest bit. Unless you wipe your ass with Colgate soap?

  22. Julie on October 14, 2008

    Danish beer… Props!
    I love Tuborg

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